I’m a Collateral Damage Loser in the Fake Snake Wars
Let me tell you a little story.
There was this PLASTIC & FAKE snake that lived underneath our back porch. The old owners must have put it there, and left it for us. Did it serve a real purpose? I don’t know.
This snake has become a practical joke tool in our house.
Want to scare mom? Put it in her bed.
Want to scare mom? Put it on the floor.
Want to scare mom? Put it in the laundry pile.
For weeks now, Randy and the kids have been at war with each other over this dumb thing and guess what?
Have kids guys, it’s fun. I swear. 😂